Thrill's Big Brown Blog Nips Your Weirdness in the Bud

January 25, 2017

Hola,

What has 4 legs and two penises? That's not the set- up to a joke. Last Saturday in India, a kid was born with 4 legs and 2 penises...AND A MICROPHONE!!! I made up that last part. No microphone; just the extra limbs and additional penis.

Inspired by that story, we asked: WHAT PHYSICAL OR MENTAL TRAIT ABOUT YOU NEEDS EXPLAINING?"

We got a lot of calls because people are strange in all sorts of ways. The call we DIDN'T expect was from a guy who was born with the same condition as the Indian kid! What are the chances?

Honestly, I was incredibly skeptical at first, but as we continued to grill this poor bastard we all came to the realization that he was being honest.

He had 'corrective surgery' when he was 7-and- a- half. We asked why his family waited so long to get surgery; poor + no insurance = freaky looking kid for 7-and-a-half years.  

He was born with two normally functioning legs, one shriveled and lifeless leg grew from his left hip while the fourth, minimally functioning leg grew straight down from his taint. The best I can picture is that it looked like a small person climbed waist-deep into his butt. Oh, and both of his penises (really wish it was 'peni') were functional. When he peed, he peed outta both at the same time. Ain't THAT some sh*t?!?

And THEN the calls got crazy. I truly can't do justice to the level of 'odd' calls we got. It was deeply intriguing, incredibly fascinating and really f**king crazy. But to be fair, they nailed the question. No doubt about it.

I'm not one to push our podcasts, but you might wanna check this one out...unlike all of our other shows!

As an idea of what you're in for, here's a picture of listener Jacob, who, at the age of 18, decided to remove all THREE of his nipples. Yeah. Here's the picture he sent.

You're welcome.

OK bitches, I'm outta here.  

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!