Thrill's Big Brown Blog Takes on a Big Dummy!

January 12, 2017

Hola,

Today was Big Dummy day and at one point a woman named Deena called in. Deena, I think, is a lunatic...but she was a joy to talk to in an uncomfortable way.

First, it should be noted that she had a, um, a 'memorable' laugh (somewhere between a cackle and a screech) and she laughed a lot. She's one of those people who laughs after everything she says... even if it wasn't funny. I know it's just one of those nervous habits that some people have, and I'm cool with that, but there was a point where she mentioned that she was retired and living off of her ex's money. (cackle and screech)

OK.

Then she mentioned that her ex died of bone cancer. (cackle and screech)

We pointed out that that's awfully convenient because otherwise she'd have had to KILL HIM. (CACKLE AND SCREECH...which was fine because we were joking... or so we thought)

She informed us that she'd WANTED to kill him and even thought about it, but the bone cancer took him first.  (Cackle and screech). 

Yeah. Got awkward.  

And it took her almost 10 questions to get one right. But, all of that said, I hope she calls back. She was definitely entertaining. 

That was the kinda day it was...and we're ok with that.

OK bitches, I'm outta here. Frankly, I've gotta sh*t.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!