The Mens Room

Men's Room Poll: How would you choose to die? Great white shark Chimpanzee Grizzly bear Lion Personally, I chose the Great White Shark. As a general rule, I believe that the dumber the animal, the quicker it kills you. It won't toy with you, it just wants to eat you! Until tomorrow, do what you do...

Hola Bitcholas, Inspired by a myriad of stories about relationships (good, bad, ugly, tragic, funny, etc) we offered up a 'fill-in-the-blank'; "The only story you need to know about the relationship is________." We fully expected to get all manner of angry stories and vitriol...but most of the...

Hola Bitcholas, I've got this f**king thing on my eye. It's a sty, but it's there and I swear this motherf**ker keeps getting bigger. First of all, I didn't realize the thing was there until this morning. Woke up, and like everyone else in the world, I stretched, scratched myself in those places...

Hola Bitcholas, Full disclosure; I'm cool with blood, vomit, sh*t, pee, and MOST other bodily expulsions. Always have been...and then I had kids and tolerance to other people's "stuff" is a necessity. Boogers however, they are never welcome in my world. I'm not sure why they bother me as much as...

Winter can be cold and dark, but you know what is not cold and dark? Spring Training. I went to Arizona a few years ago for spring training and it was glorious. I say glorious because if you are like me and live in a place that is not always warm or sunny in the winter, the weather number one is...

Hola Bitcholas, For today's "Shot of the Day" we toasted artist Joep Van Lieshou. Who is Joep Van Lieshou? Fair question, and I have an answer. Joep is an artist who built an entire hotel in the shape of an anus. Seriously. It's the recreation of an anus, complete with a butt hole...which, as best...

Hola Bitcholas, Hell of a week. Good week, but a little crazy. It marks our first full week on in San Diego. That's quite an achievement for us as San Diego is our first LIVE affiliate. On yesterday's show we were interrupted by a fire alarm. An actual alarm, not a drill. We were on the air and a...

What's up 12s, Well, we knew it was coming, and the day is unfortunately here. Our unbreakable defense took the big hit, and we lost a couple strong players. Let's break it down, I think it's better to start with the bad. The Bad News: we lost some seriously impactful players this week, but I think...

Hola Bitcholas, We asked today, "What did you find out after the fact?" The question was inspired, in part, by the story of a cannibal who opened a roadside pit beef stand. I think you can piece together where this is going. If not, lemme cut to the quick; he served people people. Seems that people...

Hola Bitcholas, Today marks our second day that this very program has been live in San Diego. You may or may not care, but we're pretty f**king excited. We've doing this show for 15 years...well, 14 and a half years...we started together in October of 2003. It's been a long time, but, honestly, it...