Thrills Big Brown Blog Gas Leak

SHOW # 2407

July 5, 2016
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GAS LEAK

 

"Hola,

 

Returning from a three- day- weekend and, contrary to popular belief, I didn't drink myself into stupidity or eat like a gluttonous pig.  Make no mistake, I WANTED to do both of those things, but it just didn't work out that way.  The weather sucked and the kids were 'involved' in every part of my waking hours.

 

I did take the kids to see the 4th of July fireworks (because they bugged me about all Goddamn day) so, naturally, they both fell asleep by the time the fireworks started. 

 

Ah, but to my point of not eating or drinking excessively, somehow, today, I have been farting uncontrollably all day.   They are loud and they are stinky... and I have no idea what caused this.

 

What we discovered as a result of my flatulence is that Glade, over Frebreeze, is a true fart killer.  Buy wisely.

 

That's all I've got today.

 

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"