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March 11, 2017

Hola,

The classic "who done it?" is alive and well. Or is it "who dunnit"? Either way, a "who done it" is any situation where you know that SOMEONE is responsible for SOMETHING, but you just don't know who...done it.

Take the current White House situation. About once every two days there's a new leak exposing the Executive Shenanigans...conflicts of interest, Russian ties, ethical issues, backdoor deals, etc. And while the powers-that-be have been trying mightily to find the source of the leak(s), they can't figure it out. It's their "who done it"?  And will likely continue to be. 

But you don't have to be a member of our nation's highest office to have experienced your own "who done it"...and that's what we talked about today with our question: WHAT "WHO DONE IT" IS STILL A MYSTERY AS TO WHO DID IT?

There were some really good stories; including the guy who posted a Craigslist ad soliciting d*ck pics from elderly men...except that he used his COUSIN'S number.

There was the woman who peed in her roommates' vodka bottle because, well, because she's nasty...AND funny. Admits that she peed all over her hands in the process.

Another guy bought himself a 50" LCD tv and mounted in his bedroom. Goes on vacation for a week and comes back to find a robust smattering of ejaculate on the screen! His roommate denied having anything to do with it. In fact, the roommate tried to blame the 70 year old neighbor.  

That story opened the floodgates of other 'man seed' related stories. Um, thanks? One of them involved a guy who released his seed into a popcorn bag. Yep.

At that point I had to start closing my ears. Never desecrate popcorn. Or donuts. 

OK bitches, the weekend is upon us. Might see you at Bourbon and Bacon tomorrow?

If not, talk to you on Monday. Until then, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!