Have You Pulled a Devil's Coat Check?

November 2, 2017

Hola Bitcholas,

Hypothetical:

You decide to be responsible while simultaneously giving in to your carnal urges...and you wear a condom. Good on ya! Bravo! Go enjoy you some sweaty coitus.

The big moment happens, you "complete the mission", so to speak and then you pull out. Panic sets in because when you made your entrance, you were wearing that condom, but when you saw your penis again, the condom was GONE!!! (cue the 'Dragnet' theme) It's never a good feeling. It's a deep source of panic and the harbinger of future squishy sounds.  

Anyway, we have officially dubbed this condition, "the Devil's Coat-Check".  

That's all I've got today.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!