Day 757 (05/26/09) BJ's Vacation!
So today started off with BJ talking about his solo vacation this past weekend. as you wouldv'e probably guessed, the vacation was full of drama...instead of me trying to describe the hell BJ went through, here are some of BJ's "tweets" that he posted this weekend:
Well, kids, I'm off on my solo romantic beach trip. Feels weird traveling alone, but I guess I'm not truly alone as long as I have you.
10:45 AM May 22nd
Time for a little lunch & twitter on the road. I have I say it feels great to be on my own schedule & not have to answer to anyone.
12:48 PM May 22nd
Just had 2 different guys walk in my stall in the supermarket bathroom. Fuck! I hate it when they don't fix their bathroom locks.
4:04 PM May 22nd
what a great day it's been. I love driving & listening music on the open road. Especially in the sun.
11:43 PM May 22nd
Arrived in OR, took a nice 3 mile walk on the Prom & watched a classic Doctor Who.
11:46 PM May 22nd
So, fireplace is broken, DVD player is broken & Wi-Fi is broken. I call front desk & I get excuses. Excuses are the pillars of fools. FI ...
8:21 AM May 23rd
Fireplace wouldn't be a big deal, except it's the only way to heat the effin room!
8:22 AM May 23rd
So I tell the mgr. that the big reason I cam was to do my computer work on the Wi-Fi while looking @ the ocean. He says...
8:26 AM May 23rd
That's no problem, I'll just give you an ocean front room where the Wi-Fi works. WTF????
8:28 AM May 23rd
I say, the desk clerk said none of the Wi-Fi works. He says, that's odd...
8:30 AM May 23rd
So I ask r u sure the new room u want to put me in has working Wi-Fi? He says, well not totally, but u'll know when u get there. WTF???
8:33 AM May 23rd
Hey Skipjack, how about u check the Wi-Fi before I pack up all my crap for nothing.
8:34 AM May 23rd
Oh & how about u check the heat, DVD player, microwave, & coffee creamer. Yes, I said coffee creamer....
8:36 AM May 23rd
As I got ready to greet the day, I decided to hav a nice cup of Joe in my room. And I love my coffee light.
8:38 AM May 23rd
And I'm not picky. Either. Powdered cream is fine. Get how old & stale the packaged powdered cream was...
8:40 AM May 23rd
It came out like a stick of gum from.a pack of old school baseball cards. And this ain't a cheap place. And I'm paying holiday rates!!! ...
8:42 AM May 23rd
Well, after much negotiating & waiting & finally getting the manager's manager... I'm I'm a new room with Wi-Fi. Yay.
11:20 AM May 23rd
Though, now I'm down to one bar?? It was the full 3 Wi-Fi bars just a secon ago! Am my tweets take 20 seconds to post.
11:27 AM May 23rd
It was supposed to be sunny & 65. It's noon & it's cloudy, wicked windy & only 55!!! Please don't tell me it's nice back in Seattle..
12:01 PM May 23rd
Yep. People are posting how beautiful it is in Seattle, Portland, even Australia. What next some guy sunbathing in the Antarctic? F**K!
12:15 PM May 23rd
OK, this is just not happening!!! There's a Christian recruitment crusade at the Prom on Seaside beach!!! I've been solicited 3 times i ...
4:23 PM May 23rd
Just had 3 more solicitations. One was by a cute chick. That was until she asked if I was a believer.
4:32 PM May 23rd
How many times can I politely say no & just keep walking they're all over the place.
4:34 PM May 23rd
Forgive them God, they know not the cranky anti-Christ they approacheth.
4:37 PM May 23rd
Here are some pix he took of these guys that were trying to save BJ from Hell!
The Christians are gone & now the sun is out. Coincidence? Divine Intervention?
5:47 PM May 23rd
No, this is not happening. There is a new family in the room next to me ....
6:16 PM May 23rd
3 kids all under 5. One just loves to stand in the hall & scream!
6:18 PM May 23rd
Oh, did I forget? They also brought their DOG! Their little yappy dog. Curbing desire to completely lose it!
6:20 PM May 23rd
So, the Wi-Fi is out again. I'm sending this via my phone. SIGH. BTW,yesterday this Wi-Fi was never 100% after they moved me, 50% at best.
12:28 PM May 24th
My weekend was pretty awesome...my lady & I celebrated her birthday with what I hope becomes an annual event -- We went to teh Aquarium to look at fishes & stuff, and then we walked a block over to the Crab Pot to eat some shellfish! The 1st Annual Look At Fish, and Then Eat Fish Day! Spoeaking of which, it really doesn't get much better than the Crab Pot...they just toss the food on the table, give ya a mallet & let your animalistic eating nature have it's way! Recognize:
Huge thanks to Christian Finnegan for coming in. He is doing comedy tonight at Nectar in Fremont. Christian has a new DVD out called: Christian Finnegan: Au Contraire!. Get more info at www.cristianfinnegan.com You might know Christian from “Best Week Ever” on VH1, plus he was a part of one of the best sketches on the Chapelles Show –the Mad Real World, where he played the geeky white guy…in a house full of black dudes. We learned that Christian is a savant when it comes to hair metal bands…if you name a metal band, he can name most of the members…it was really freaky…he named the members of Whitesnake, Stryper, Winger without even slowing down to think. Also, Christian had an ability to tell us what type of a person we are based on our favorite band:
Bj’s fave band is Collective Soul – which means that he irons his jeans
My fave band is Faith No More – which means I will talk to people at the urinal.
Toppy’s fave band is Iron Maiden – Which means he hates reality
Rev’s fave ban is KoRn – Which means he is in KoRn, because no one likes KoRn unless they are in KoRn.
Today's video blog features Christian Finnegan, as well as a gift that BJ brought in from his trip.
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