BJ came across this study by the University of Sunderland in England…they did a massive international survey on pornography that's pretty interesting. Here are some of the preliminary results:
1. Women 18-to-25 are the biggest porno fiends. I call B.S. on this…there is no way more chicks are watching porn at that age than dudes…maybe the collective minutes watched is higher with women as opposed to guys…especially with guys in that demo…it probably doesn’t take too many minutes watching what they are watching before they are done watching…ya dig?
Between ages 26 and 35, the genders basically even out their porn frequency and importance. After that, it becomes more frequently viewed and more important to men.
2. Here are the main reasons people watch porno, in order. "I feel horny" . . . "I'm bored, can't relax, or can't sleep" . . . "I WANT to feel horny" . . . "I don't have anything better to do" . . . "It's a good way to enjoy my sexual interests/fetishes." The five least popular reasons for watching porno are: "I saw a pop-up ad and clicked it" . . . "I want to see things I shouldn't do" . . . "I want to see things I wouldn't do" . . . "I like the drama of the stories" . . . and "For a laugh." Yeah…anyone that clicks on a pop up are idiots...unless you like infecting your computer with virus’s.
3. Here are the main places people go for porno, in order. Free porno sites, like Porntube.com or YouPorn.com . . . downloads . . . "amateur" websites . . . sexual fiction sites . . . and specialty fetish sites. Hey…let’s not forget Tube8.com!
Notice that DVDs and magazines didn't make the list . . . they both finished in the middle of the pack. I’m not surprised by this…it’s just like music…no one buys the…uh…hard copy anymore. Waka waka!
The places people go the least are: Porn star pay-per-view sites . . . porno studio pay-per-view sites . . . live sex cam sites . . . hook-up or AdultFriendFinder-type sites . . . and chatrooms. I’m shocked “Grandma’s house” didn’t make this list too!
4. Here are people's overall opinions on sex, in order: It keeps you physically and emotionally healthy . . . good sex requires communication . . . real sex isn't like porn sex . . . sex is best with feelings involved . . . and sex is about connection.
The five least popular opinions are: Sex is overrated, everyone does it . . . sex should involve pushing your boundaries . . . porn can spoil real sex . . . sex works best with a lot of fantasy . . . and sex can get you close to who you really are.
Yesterday was a tough day. The free preview of NHL Center Ice package is gone. They get me every year…I get sucked into the ability to watch pretty much every game, and I need to break down & get it. I’m tight on cash right now, so I am going to see if Versus…oops…I mean NBC Sports, the NHL Network, and CBC will be enough to satiate my hockey needs. I am so excited for this weekend…BJ & I will be in Dallas & we got tickets to see my fave team, the New Jersey Devils, play the Dallas Stars!
So the big news is that the McRib is back…that is all I saw on the internet yesterday, people were posting how excited they were on their Facebook…the funny thing is that I had no idea that it was off the menu…I thought when they last put it on the menu, it just stayed on there. It seems like they do this every year…which is brilliant, because every year people go nuts about it returning! I never eat the McRibb…I have no issue against it…I just usually opt for Big Mac, Double Quarter with Cheese/no onion, or the McNuggets as my meal of choice. Speaking of McDonalds, I came across a list of seven fast food chain items that you can only get in other countries. Check 'em out . . .
Burger King's Meat Monster. In Japan, Burger King serves a double bacon cheeseburger with a grilled chicken breast on top. All on one bun. I want this, but you can’t tell my wife, as that sounds like a weeks worth of calories!
McDonald's McVeggie. In India, where Hindus don't eat beef, McDonald's doesn't serve hamburgers. Their McVeggie features a patty made out of bread, potato, peas, carrots, and Indian spices. I’ll pass on this one!
McDonald's McZuri. In Switzerland, McDonald's offers a patty made entirely out of VEAL. It's covered with mushrooms and caramelized onions. Pass on this too!
Subway's Paneer Tikka Sub. In India, Subway offers a sub that's basically ROASTED COTTAGE CHEESE. They take cottage cheese, marinate it in barbecue sauce, roast it into slices, and put it on a sandwich. I know I’m probably in the minority on this, but I kind of want to try this…I am a cottage cheese enthusiast after all. That didn’t sound right!
KFC's Krushers. In Germany, Australia, South Africa, and other countries, KFC serves thick milkshakes called Krushers. They have flavors like mango, strawberry, and Kit Kat. Kit Kat milkshake? Sign me up!!!!!!
McDonald's Bubur Ayam McD. In Malaysia, McDonald's serves a dish that features chicken strips, ginger, and shallots in a chicken broth porridge. Not even sure what this is, so I will pass. I don’t eat things I can’t pronounce.
Burger King's Trio Supremo. In Brazil, BK serves a combo of onion rings, chicken nuggets, AND fries smothered in cheese and bacon bits. C’mon B-K…make this here in the U-S-Of-A!!!!!! Smother pretty much anything, within reason, with cheese, and I want it in my belly!
An unidentified man in Vallejo, California spent nine hours trapped in a little kid's swing last week…after trying to win a bet with friends. The man and his friends were in Blue Rock Springs Park at 9:00 P.M. on Friday night. The friends bet him $100 that he couldn't fit into the kids' swing on the park swingset . . . they were the hard plastic swings with the leg holes. So the guy lubed himself up with liquid laundry detergent, and managed to squeeze his legs through the holes in the swing. But when he tried to get out and collect his winnings, he realized he was stuck. And his friends left him there in the swing all night. A park caretaker showed up for work at 6:00 A.M. the next morning, and heard the guy screaming for help. He called the fire department, and they used a two-step process to free the man from the swing…First they cut the swing chains and took the guy, still wedged into the swing, to the hospital. Then at the hospital, firefighters used a cast-cutting saw to remove the swing from the guy's legs. He suffered minor injuries but he's fine.
Based on the story of a guy who was stuck in a kids swing over night because of a bet…when did a bet or a dare go wrong? What did you, or someone you know, do? Here are the texts we got:
When my brother and I were 13 I dared him to dance around are neighborhood in my moms bikini because he dared me to french kiss a toilet. –Kate
My friend drank vase water that had rotten flowers in it. I bet him 5.00 he wouldnt do it and after he did it he called in sick the next two days and eventually had to be hospitalized for a week for gastro intestinal issues. To this day he has stomack ulcers and has a very strict diet.
Because of a dare, I kissed a guy (I am male), and it wasm't even my dare!
Once a friend dared me to take a 10ft drop on my bike. So i did it, and when i landed i smashed my boys, fell of the bike and hit my head on a rock
I was bet $25 that I would not squeeze an entire bottle of spicy brown deli mustard into my mouth. I did it, and instantly got the worst sinus infection that lasted almost two weeks.
My friend wanted me to make some cookies really bad, so I dared him to taze himself... Next thig I know, he's in the floor havin a seizure.
I once ate twenty six clouds of garlic on a dare and my boss wouldn't let of come to work for a week because of the smell
bet my friend 20 he couldnt throw a cutco knife in the air and spin it 3 times and catch it without cutting himself. he cut himself needed stitches and i kept my money
I made a bet i can pick up 5 hookers in 1 nite, (no sex) without getting caught. The 3rd try, i saw the red lights. I loss fifty bucks.
My mom told me and my sister we couldn't jump a train , so we did and ended up the engineer seen us stopped the train had called police we got taken home in cuffs and had to do 100 hrs each community service and right 1000 page report in why it wasn't a good idea...
A guy in Rhode Island named Joey DeFrancesco may have figured out the most satisfying way to quit a job: Earlier this month, he posted a video on YouTube where he quits after three years at a Renaissance hotel in Providence. How he does it makes the video so great: He brings along a brass band. The video is hilarious…check it out:
Based on the guy that quit his job with a brass band…what is the most unusual way you or someone you know has quit their job? Here are the texts we received:
On my 21st birthday my boss wouldn't let me go home I was suppose to be off at 7pm and at 10 he still wouldn't let me leave and I was locked in the building. So I wrote a resignment letter up real quick and threw it on his desk and walked out of the fire escape which set off the fire alarm and never looked back
I once went to lunch and never came back. haha... job sucked!
smacked my boss in the face with a burger patty and threw my shirt in the broiler got a drink and walked out
I quit my waiting job during rush on a friday night by dropping a huge stack of clean plates in the lobby in front of all the waiting guests and screamed
2 jobs ago, I borrowed best line I ever heard from Ainetta the Mood Setta. Walked into boss's office said " I quit this bitch!" Gman Drew
Told my supervisor I was going to quit and I wanted to talk to her about it in her office, closed the door, had sex with her, and left.
My good friend Chris worked at a local garbage company in Pierce county.He took his into the woods like 10 miles and waited till 300 in the afternoon to call the boss on the radio to quit.He dident pick up any of his 700 plus stops.He went deer hunting and had his girlfriend pick him up.It took them 3 weeks to find the truck.
I know a cook who quit the Coast Guard by lighting up a joint and blowing the smoke in his XO's face as he came through the chow line.
Quitting: left a note cause boss was an extreme “D”, and didnt show up the next day.
Today's Video Blog features the worlds largest burger and food items featured at fast food joints in different countries.
Marty Rathbun has posted a copy of an internal Church of Scientology document on his blog that suggests that the church has launched an intense investigation into the lives of Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the creators of South Park.
Rathbun, who is the former Inspector General of the Religious Technology Center (RTC), (the organization that controls the copyrights and trademarks of the materials relating to Scientology), says that Scientology was so enraged after the 2005 South Park episode called “Out of the Closet”, that a “witch hunt” was ordered.
They document reads that they are trying to find a direct line to Stone and Park and even their friends and family were targeted.
"There are some strings that will be pulled on the PRC on Stone,” the document states, "Otherwise the special collections will be debugged in order to get some viable strings that can be pulled". Rathbun then explains that "Special collections" is Scientology code for "trash digging."
What a creepy organization; if you’re a religion that was formed by a guy who used to write science fiction novels and is now your new messiah, how can you not get made fun of?
What do you expect? I wish I would sit down with John Travolta and/or Tom Cruise and ask them what they are thinking.
I have no problem with anyone wanting to be religious, but this is another example of religious nut jobs taking things too far. This is an invasion of Trey and Stone’s privacy and I hope something gets done about it!
Last week we talked about some new revelations to the Victoria Liss âhorrible tipâ story. For those who donât know, Victoria Liss is the waitress from Bimboâs in Capital Hill who posted a picture of a tip she received that said, âYou could stand to lose a few poundsâ and has received nationwide attention.
The newest revelation was of an online review from an unidentified person who describes the night of said incident.
The reviews states:
âMy girlfriend and I had without question the worst restaurant/bar experience of our lives. The woman who was supposed to be serving us seemingly ignored us for 25 minutes.â
Also according to the reviewer, they were served double-decker tacos, which they didnât order and they asked for regular tacos, the reviewer says that their waitress shot back with the snarky comment about how he âcould use a little weight.â
That is a big part of the story that Victoria Liss left out and if thatâs true, thatâs pretty lame on her part.
So basically he was given too much food after receiving bad service, and then was insulted by Victoria which led to his response.
Victoria responded saying that she didnât do anything to offend this person and as a feminist she thinks itâs completely uncalled for a man to pick her apart physically when angry.
Didnât you say something to offend him first?
Why is ok for a feminist to comment on a manâs appearance but itâs not ok for a man to recommend back on the womanâs appearance?
Arenât feminists about equality? Then why is it that you believe that you should be treated better?
By the way Victoria, maybe everyone else in the city wonât grill you the proper way, because youâre a woman and youâre not supposed to do that but guess what? I will! If you are an idiot, male or female, I will grill you!
Victoria really sounds like a smarmy, Facebook, internet troll, who only likes to go and make other peopleâs lives miserable even though she caused the miserable interaction in the first place.
Did you catch the Today Show on Friday morning? Okâ¦why did I even askâ¦of course you didnât! There was something worth watching, as it was day #2 that Kathy Lee & Hoda (yes there is a woman on the show named âHoe-Dahâ) were in Seattle, and our intern, Hot Kyle, was there making a scene behind them. Itâs pretty funny to watchâ¦here is the video:
Props to Kyle for acting a fool in the Green Man outfit!
Hellâ¦even our boss got an email from a friend of his, this is a great comment:
Since I am unemployed and have noting better to do, I love watching/making fun of Hoda and Kathy Lee on the Today show. I LOOOOOVE seeing your green dude in the KISW t-shirt!
He's the best part of the show. Seriously.
Atta boy Kyleâ¦way to make the Today show something worth watching for a change!
On Saturday, demolition crews brought down the southern end of the Alaskan Way Viaduct. Thousands of people from around the area had a chance to walk on the viaduct and take a memento home. Over the next few years the state and city will be building an underground deep bore tunnel and give the Seattle skyline a new face. Here is a piece that KOMO 4 did on the Viaduct going âbye byeâ:
Based on the fact that many people were upset to see the end of the Alaskan Way Viaduct, so much so that thousands of people showed up on Saturday for the demolitionâ¦what is something that you miss that used to exist in Seattle? Alsoâ¦What is something in Seattle that you would absolutely hate to see go? For me its RKCNDYâ¦I loved going to shows there..that was the first place I saw a concert in Seattle (Bloodhound Gang & Nerf Herder)â¦I must have been at that place a few times a month (Modest Mouse, Harvey Danger, Murder City Devils, tons of other bands)!!! I alsop miss the old version of The Crocodileâ¦donât get me wrong, the new version is an awesome venue, but the old place has many fond memories for me! Here are some of the texts we got:
The Sonics.. r.I.p.
Don't take my gum wall!
Would hate to see Dicks or Red Mill burger go away.
I would hate to see kisw the rock go or leave seattle!! you guys rock bitches!! Nick from Everett
As a kid I loved seeing the pink toe truck off the mercer street exit
The Kingdome. I still remember singing the national anthem for Mariners games when I was a kid.
Alcohol at the strip clubs
I think we all have to agree that seeing the space needle go would have to be a sad sight.
I pretty much grew up in the mercer arena, now it's storage for the opera house...
Ed The Tuba Man
Seattle wouldn't be the same without Dicks! -Nichole
Twin teepees resteraunt right next to beths cafe. The resteraunt was shaped like 2 large teepees w a fire in the center! Great breakfast place!!!
El Corazon. What an awesome place tn see a show. I would move away if it went away.
They have already closed the biggest landmark that Seattle will ever have. You will be missed much lusty lady.
On our first date my wife and I saw that tubs was closed. Sne was as sad as I was. I knew she was the one
It sucked when they knocked down fun forest. It was a waste of space iguess but i spent a lot of summer days on those rides
I really miss single women with no kids. Hard to find in this state anymore.
I would hate to see the EMP go for the reason of music being a big part of my life and many others and the EMP is a great place to and learn about the past about music and play music and also learn about the instruments
The new biography on STEVE JOBS comes out today, but some of the revelations in the book have been leaking out before the release. Here are the 16 best ones.
1. If he hadn't started Apple, he would've become a poet. Apparently, if Apple hadn't worked out, Jobs was planning to move to PARIS to become a POET.
2. He gave up on religion at age 13. When Jobs was 13, he saw pictures in "Life" magazine of starving children in Africa. He asked his Sunday school teacher why God wasn't helping them. She couldn't answer, so he stopped going to church.
3. He tried pot and LSD. Jobs tried both drugs in high school and said that they were, "a profound experience, one of the most important things in my life."
4. Who had the biggest presence on his iPod? Apparently Jobs had FIFTEEN albums by BOB DYLAN on his iPod . . . and three from the cellist YO-YO MA.
--And while Jobs wasn't religious, he said that Yo-Yo Ma's music was the BEST CASE that God actually exists.
5. He only had one book on his iPad. It's called "Autobiography of a Yogi" and it's about a guy's spiritual quest for a guru. He read it every year since he was a teenager.
6. He believed his most irreplaceable employee was his head designer. One of the biggest reasons for Apple's success is the design of its products. So Jobs valued his head designer, JONATHAN IVE, more than any other employee.
7. He met his biological father before either of them knew they were related. Jobs was adopted, and used to go to a restaurant that his biological father managed in the '60s . . . but he didn't realize the manager was his father.
He found out later in life that the manager was his father, but he didn't try to forge a relationship with him because he, quote, "didn't trust him."
8. BILL CLINTON asked for his advice during the MONICA LEWINSKY scandal. Clinton and Jobs were friends, and Clinton asked for advice when the scandal broke.
--Jobs told him, "I don't know if you did it, but if so, you've got to tell the country." There was silence on the other end. Clearly, Clinton didn't listen.
9. He believed that Google's Android phone operating system was stolen. Jobs believed that Google's former CEO, ERIC SCHMIDT, stole the idea for the Android phone from Apple's iPhone operating system.
--He even told his biographer, "I will spend my last dying breath if I need to, and I will spend every penny of Apple's $40 BILLION in the bank, to right this wrong. I'm willing to go thermonuclear war on this."
10. He finally met with BILL GATES last year. Jobs had always wanted to have a sit-down with Gates, and they finally did last year. Jobs wasn't impressed, "Bill is basically unimaginative and has never invented anything, which is why I think he's more comfortable now in philanthropy than technology. He'd be a broader guy if he'd dropped acid once or gone off to an ashram."
--But Gates wasn't exactly blown away by Jobs either, "He really never knew much about technology but had an amazing instinct for what works. [He's] fundamentally odd . . . weirdly flawed as a human being."
11. He hated how people mocked the iPad. Remember when Apple first unveiled the iPad, and everyone made tampon jokes about the name? That made Jobs DEPRESSED. Of course, then the thing sold like crazy.
12. He told PRESIDENT OBAMA he would only last one term. Jobs and Obama met in 2010, and Jobs continued his trend of giving it STRAIGHT and BRUTAL to presidents.
--He told Obama that he was looking at a one-term presidency, because the country's education system is corrupt and the country's laws are not friendly to business. But . . . he did offer to help with Obama's 2012 campaign.
13. He believed he'd "finally cracked" the secret to making a great television. So expect one of Apple's next "game changer" products to be a revolutionary TV.
14. He initially hated the idea of apps. It's impossible to imagine Apple products today without apps . . . but originally, Jobs HATED them.
--He felt like it would be way too hard to police other companies making apps. His board finally convinced him to change his mind . . . he did . . . and now apps have completely changed the way we use our phones.
15. He regretted not immediately having surgery after his cancer diagnosis. In 2004, when Jobs was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, he tried holistic remedies instead of getting surgery. He ended up regretting that.
--He told his biographer, "I didn't want my body to be opened. I didn't want to be violated in that way."
16. He only had one request for his biography. Jobs promised he wouldn't micromanage any aspect of his biography, except one thing: a great COVERâ¦here is the back & front cover:
Halloween's a week away, so the job search website CareerCast.com posted a list of the top 'creepy-crawly careers' -- Meaning jobs that actually deal with insects and nastiness. Here are the top five.
1. Road Kill Removal Specialist. To pick up dead animals off the highway, you can get paid about $30,000 a year.
2. Pest Control Specialist. They kill bugs and other pests at homes and apartment buildings, and make just over $30,000 a year.
3. Forensic Entomologist. They use their knowledge of insects to help during criminal investigations.When the cops find a dead body, a forensic entomologist helps figure out the time of death, and whether the body was moved . . . by looking at the bugs that have been LIVING IN THE REMAINS. On average, they make about $48,000.
4. Arachnologist. If you're willing to work with SPIDERS every day, the average arachnologist makes over $61,000 a year.
5. Reptologist. They're biologists who specialize in the study of reptiles. Usually that means working at a zoo, but they also work at museums. And the average reptologist makes about $62,000 a year.
Based on this list of the top 5 âcreepy crawlyâ jobsâ¦what is the most messed up job that you ever had? What did you have to do? Here are the texts we got:
My worst job had to be working for wild waves on the clean up crew. Vomit of every size shape and color.Â
I worked for Snohomish county solid waste division. We worked on the trash compactors and were constantly covered in garbage juice. All for $18.50 an hour.
Hey BJ..... I work for a pest control company. The job is ok, but you get to see how gross and nasty some people really are and how they live. So killing the bugs and rats are not that bad, just the nasty people and there living environments .
I spent a summer as a Lot Blizzard......$50 a head.......Jason
15 yrs old, wad s house maid at a Granada inn. One room had blood everywhere, a playpen for a child was left behind. A man came into the room and was nervous ... He only asked for a piece if paper, a perscription for drugs. Didn't wnt the play pen... I quit
The messed up part amout my job as a landscape gardener is all the animails I accidently weed wack as well as the dog poop. Come on people pick up that sh**! Thanks pangea joe
My current job is the worst. I have to deal with the cardboard box's of bj's sex swing and stripper pole. Mental anguish. Gman drew
I dig graves and business is good :) the t-town gravedigger
I used to work for this detox company were i would have to dispose parasites and worms after the detoxes were done
I cleaned bathrooms at county parks for 9 dollars an hour. Found used condoms, hypodermic needles, used tampons and tons of feces in non-toilet locations. Good thing it was just a summer job!
My nastiest JOB was CLEANING OUT THE COWE BARNS AT THE EVERGREEN STATE FAIR BONDOMATIC
I worked as a grave digger. Some of the days we had to go pick up the stiffs from thier homes. i really sucked in the summer especially the fat ones who live in mobile homes. we only got paid $10 and hour.
Potty training 2 and 3 year olds. Cleaning not only the kids but their bathroom stalls was pretty nasty âmandi
Today's Video Blog features our intern, Hot Kyle, talking to the crowd at the Today Show taping in Seattle.
I read a survey that found that 19% of married people do not know how much their spouse makes. That is 1 in 5 people who have no idea about their partner’s income, or they don’t reveal how much money they make themselves.
Also it says that 14% didn’t know until they had a child together.
They are saying the main reason why people keep quiet about their income is because if the other person knew how much their spouse made, it would cause imbalances in the relationship.
What idiot came up with this theory? You’re supposed to be a team when you are married; everyone is supposed to know how much money is coming in to the “family business”!
This country is so good at coming up with political speak; here is the real reason they don’t want their spouse to know how much they make: it’s so they can steal money from the family! They want to go shopping, blow money on stupid things, and/or spend it on their drug habits! I’ve seen this before with many people.
I’ve been married for 26 years and I can tell you that if you want a successful marriage, you need to work together as a team in all aspects of your lives. If you can’t do that, that means someone is hiding something and it will hurt you both when it comes out into the open.
Gotta give huge props to Hot Kyle, our intern, for getting on the Today Show yesterday! Kyle dressed as Green man (from Itâs Always Sunny In Philadelphia fame), and went down to the Pike Place Market, where they were doing the final hour of the Today show. He was down there to do a video blog (see it on Monday), and he also called in yesterday with a reportâ¦if you were watching the Today Show, you might have seen him constantly waving his arms in the back groundâ¦you can miss himâ¦heâs in a head to toe tight green outfit! Here are some screen shots of Hot Kyle:
Here is the video of Hot Kyle waving in the background!
We talked about a story of how aÂ student wasÂ suspendedÂ for shootingÂ spitballs. Andrew Mikel was suspended from Spotsylvania High School in December after the 14-year-old used a plastic tube to blow small plastic pellets at fellow students. Mikel has said it was a stupid prank. School officials called it possession and use of a weapon. Police were called and the boy was charged with three counts of misdemeanor assault. Mikel was also suspended for the remainder of the school year. An attorney asked the court to reverse Mikelâs suspension, contending that school officials violated his due process rights.The attorney also said that Mikel didn't intend to hurt anyone and the pellets don't meet the school code's definition of weapons...so this stupid prank is now in the Supreme Court's hand!Â Holy crap!!!!Â Based on this storyâ¦Whether it be from your days in school, or at workâ¦Why did you get suspended? Here are the texts:
I got kicked out of school because my ex filed a false restraining order against me. I fought it and won. Rock on.
Drinkin tequila on the play ground was suspended for a week and kicked out of the d.a.r.e. Program
I got suspended in HS not because I supplied anyone with alcohol but because I knew some kids had vodka on a school bus and I didn't tell on them.
Sleeping with a teacher when in 9th grd. Stayed the night at her house on a school night, she called in sick, n we stayed there. Principal showed 2 check on her
Got susp. for 3 days cause I "rubbed" against a car with my work trk. But i got to visit in studio & stpcast. Almost worth 3 days pay. Gman Drew
Got a weeks worth of detention for not having a cover on my math book. Talk about dumb punishments...Cammi federal way
I sent my smokin hot teacher a dirty email. I got suspended for a week and never went back
I got suspended for throwing a carrot at a garbage can. I missed and didnt go pick it up. It was right in front of the vice prinicpals office. Adam in Tacoma
I hit my 7th grade english teacher in the face while trying to hit another kid and touched her boob on the way down!
My son got suspended from school for having a drawing of a pot leaf on his notebook.
I was suspended in high school when a teacher caught me having sex with this hot blonde with big boobs, right toppy!!!!!!!
Got expelled and banned for life from the Seattle art museum for setting off 25 fart bombs in strategic places and getting ratted out.
This morning we played a sampling of âLou-Tallicaâ. What is that? Itâs a new Lou Reed CD that is coming out, with Metallica providing the music. The new collaboration album, LuLu, out on November 1st, but they're streaming the whole thing on LouReedMetallica.com. Here is a sampling of some of the songsâ¦
Uhhhhhâ¦I donât even know what to say. I remember when first hearing that there would be a collaborationâ¦I though this could be pretty cool & interesting, but wowâ¦was I wrongâ¦this is just plain awful. I get why all parties were involved, for Louâ¦itâs cool & different, and that is what he is all aboutâ¦and for Metallicaâ¦I bet they are fans of his work, and the opportunity was something to jump at. Butâ¦â¦â¦.itâs like there was little to no effort in thisâ¦it sounds like a mess. Donât take my workâ¦here are some texts we got:
Was that Metallica mess real because it sounds like one of mono nicks terrible covers
I have to listen to the full album to judge but that song sounds like grandma farts - the milkman
Steve sounds better singing.
That sounded like a garage band learning how too play
This Lou Reed, Metallica thing is a joke, right?
Sounded like a crappy junior highschool garage band. Awful!
I've released farts with more rhythm
I think the sound of Steve and Lucy sharing peanut butter sounds better than this.
That Lou reed Metallica ess makes me want to shove an ice pick in my ears. Please no more.
That was horrible
Turn it off
Lou reed and metallica made an ugly ass baby with this cd!
Today's video blog is part 2 of our chat with Duff McKagan from Guns N Roses. Duff has a new book out called "It's So Easy & Other Lies".
I read a story about Anaheim Angel’s player Howie Kendrick that shows how ungrateful some athletes can be.
Allegedly, Howie and his wife made an 8-year-old boy cry when he refused to sign a baseball card for him.
According to an Orange Country woman, Howie moved into their neighborhood for the remainder of the Angels’ season and out of respect, they didn’t bother him until the day that he was moving out. When the 8-year-old asked for his autograph, Howie refused by saying, ‘It’s not going to happen’ and that we were rude for asking.”
The mother claims that Howie’s wife Jody then came out of the house and said, “I can’t believe you’re still standing here. This is really rude and it’s not going to happen. It’s sad that you’re still standing here.”
Can you believe that? It drives me insane to see how big of a-holes some of these sports players are today. It’s usually the American players who are the worst; they act like spoiled rich brats and don’t try to provide the best customer service possible to their fans!
I would understand if Howie did this to an adult because more likely than not they just want to sell the autographed item, but this was an 8-year-old kid! Is there anything more iconic then a kid with his baseball or baseball card in his hands, hoping to have one of the big stars to sign it? It is the beautiful family friendly image and yet Howie allegedly acted like a jerk about the whole thing, probably ruining it forever for this kid.
I have something to tell you Howie Kendrick, if I was the owner of the Angels or if I was manager Mike Scioscia, we would having a meeting where I tear you a new one for not understanding that this is not what you want to be in the news for! Whenever you do something that doesn’t shine you in a positive light, it will hit the news almost instantly!
The reason you get to go out and play ball for a living and get paid a ridiculous amount to do so is because of fans like that little boy, and by not signing one card and being a jerk, you just lost the respect of hundreds, possibly thousands of fans.
Lesson learnedâ¦to be extra careful when walking around my house in the morning. I try to get around the house in the dark so that I donât wake up the wife, but every so often I walk into things, slam my toe on the bed frame, etcâ¦the other day, I walked out of the bathroomâ¦.back into the dark bedroom, and stepped on Lucy, my dog!!!!! I heard a yelp & it wasnât a squeaky toy that I stepped on. Stupid dog, every other morning when I get up she stays in bed, but this timeâ¦she decides to lie down on the floor right by the door! Then again, as much as I love my pup, she isnât playing with a full deck.
I got this text:
Steve a must watch on YouTube, search elephant fail!!!!!! It's hilarious
Here is the videoâ¦and I 100% agreeâ¦hilarious!
That doesn't look all that comfortable.
Speaking of uncomfortable...today we kleaned that Vicky B. is into being dominated, choked, tied up...etc...why did we learn this? All because of this story:
There's a new book out called "The Book of Kink: Sex Beyond the Missionary" that lists some of the world's strangest sexual fetishes. Here Are Seven Fetishes You Didn't Know About:
--Body inflation fetish is getting turned on by seeing yourself expand. People who have it enjoy wearing inflation devices under their clothing.
--Tamakeri is getting turned on by the special pain you feel after getting kicked in the package.
--If you get aroused by the thought of having sex with bread or raw dough, then you have a condition known as . . . yeastiality.
--Someone with emetophilia likes watching other people vomit.
--People who are into having sex with an armpit . . . have the fetish known as axillism.
--Eproctolagniacs are also known as flatulophiliacs. They like when people break wind in front of them.
--And finally, Frotteurism, which is attraction to rubbing up against non-consenting strangers.
Based on a story that lists 7 strange fetishâs that you probably never heard ofâ¦what is your âkinkâ? What strange thing turns you on? Here are the texts:
Bj, wife and i do the adult baby thing. We have a collection of related items, which include disposable diapers tailored to look like a classic pampers or huggies from the mid 1990s. Mostly the wife will dress up, and often leads to foreplay and sex. Plz, this fetish has NOTHING to do with children and is often miss associated.
My girl is my submissive. She loves for me to beat on her till she bleeds. She is also really into needle play. The last time we "played" we had 57 needles
I dated a girl who wanted me to break into her apartment and rape her......... that relationship ended shortly there after!
like to sleep with my girl and her sister, no they're not twins but they do look alot a like.
To watch 2 strainght guys get it on...Stella
i truely love showing off. i get off listening to the boys' reaction. Ttyl
I knew a guy who got turned on by women shaving their legs
I love amputee porn..
I love women with braces. I love women who are pregnant. And midgets. All my friends know about it and think I am nuts.
A couple times my husband got turned on by having me lick his eye ball. Not the lid, but the actual eye. It creeped me out, but I did it
So the Today show was taping their final hour here in Seattleâ¦we sent our very own Hot Kyle down thereâ¦dressed as Green Man to get a reportâ¦huge thanks to KING5 for tweeting this pic of us, they Tweeted BJ saying that they think they noticed a friend of ours in the audienceâ¦haha!
Last Thursday, police in Fairview, Oregon solved a case that they'd been investigating for more than a month. Someone had been chopping down trees in Fairview Woods Parkâ¦about a dozen since the start of September. Police Chief Ken Johnson got a tip that two teenagers were in the park with an axâ¦he tracked them down, and they admitted to cutting down the others. According to them, they did it for the same reason teenagers do a lot of stupid stuffâ¦because they were bored. They told the chief, "There's nothing better to do. It's better than drinking." Except it's not, really. Underage drinking would have been a misdemeanor, but at a cost of $10,000 per tree, the damage qualifies the kids for a charge of felony criminal mischief. Based on this, looking backâ¦what dumb things you have done because you were bored? Here are the texts we got on this:
We use to make the dogs in our neighborhood chase us as kids and jump over the wall so it wouldn't bite us , I was the only one who didn't get bit, elise
Me and my gf of two weeks were watching space Odyssey and got so bored we decided to drive to Idaho to get married at the hitching post. No 3 day waiting!
I was stoned and bored so I hooked speaker wires through my braces and the speakers worked but it gave me a stutter for a couple day not the best of ideas
We used to drive around smashing mailboxes hanging out of a car window! turns out thats a federal offense- good thing we never got caught! that and homemade pipe bombs....
I put gas in a bucket of water and lit it om fire..duckman
"borrowed" neighbors car when i was 15, cops pulled me over two hours later and i spent the weekend in juvy. the keys were in it, how could i not!
My buddy and I both got pneumonia when we jumped into his pool in the middle of a snow storm
Used to sneak out and put condoms over peoples front doorknobs at nite
I blew up a hundred pounds of pizza dough up with a pipe bomb. I don't work at dominoes anymore. Love Chadd
Today's Video Blog features Duff McKagan...Duff is reading from his new book "It's So Easy -- And Other Lies" at the Neptune Theater tonight. Get tix at www.stgpresents.org
We received an email from “Jane” who needed some Group Therapy. She has been married to her husband since August and they’ve been together for three years.
Recently they had a conversation about fantasies, which they have never done before, and it left Jane a little freaked out.
Her husband told her that his hottest fantasy he has is to have her get it on with another guy while he watches.
First off, nothing good ever comes from talking about your fantasies if you’re married. Steve suggested making up something that is very safe like, “my fantasy is to wake up next to you every day,” because she will most likely get put off or mad at anything else.
Men, I’m telling you right now, DO NOT tell your wife something about you that is a little “off” in your life. Don’t tell her the truth about her appearance and don’t tell her truth about something about you that is a little “freaky”. Subscribe to the rule that if you can’t tell your mom something freaky that you enjoy or are interested in , don’t tell your woman.
Reason being, there are two things you will most likely never find: Sasquatch and a non-judgmental woman.
Sadly it’s the way it’s become, and if you ladies really want true honesty from your man, then spread the word to your fellow woman get of their high horses and stop putting down men for liking something that is encoded in their biology.
HUGE thanks to everyone that swung by Verizon Wireless at the Bellevue Square Mall yesterdayâ¦it was great hanging with everyoneâ¦hell, even BJ swung by!!! Russell Okung from the Hawks was there too, and without question, Russell is my new favorite Hawkâ¦he couldnât have been a nicer guy. Seriously, the dude is super cool. Heâs a big fella tooâ¦makes sense since heâs on the Offensive Lineâ¦Here I am with Russell:
When Russell found out we were on the radio, he asked if he could come in and watch one morning...uhhhâ¦hell yeah Russell, we would love to have you on the show! Letâs hope #76 joins us on the show.
Ladies & Gentlemenâ¦here is the text of the dayâ¦it came in at 6:38:
Hey im a truck driver at the piers n seattle and i have a whore n my truck shes giving me **** now
I read this on airâ¦and all I could think is that if the guy texted this, that means he was listening, which means that the whore was listening too (not talking, based on the text â waka waka)â¦so I had to say hi to her through the radio, âHi Whore.â
Scientists, sound therapists, and an electronica band called Marconi Union have teamed up to create what they say is the most relaxing song ever written. It's called "Weightless," it's eight minutes long, and they say it's so good at making people fall asleep, that you should NOT listen to it in your car. Their studies found that it relaxed people even more than a MASSAGE. Here's the songâ¦donât fall asleep!
Iâm sorryâ¦do we really call this music? Itâs more like sounds. You know when a band writes a cool song, the guy that came up with the riff will show it off to his band mates in excitement â¦what happened when Marconi Union came up with this gemâ¦do you think he was like, he guys, check this out: booooooooooooooooooopâ¦..uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmpâ¦.deeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich turned down the chance to score a major motion picture. He tells Newsweek that Quentin Tarantino wrote the fight scenes in Kill Bill to Metallicaâs songs âEnter Sandmanâ and âSad But True,â and wanted Ulrich to score some original music for the movie. Lars turned it down saying he felt the script was, quote, âout of my realm of understanding.â So does he regret his chance to be part of film history? He says, quote, âitâs the single biggest mistake Iâve made in the creative department.â Metallica and Lou Reedâs new album, Lulu, is out on November 1st.
Lars Ulrich says turning down the chance to score the music to Kill Bill was the single biggest mistake heâs made in the creative departmentâ¦what about you? Looking back on your lifeâ¦What is the single biggest mistake you have made? Here are some of the texts we got:
Biggest mistake.. smoking away a college scholarship
Turning down a chance to go to nashville and record some music bcus of my controling boyfreind...love u guys!
Dropping out of high school
Accepting peanut butter treats from my master signed lucy
turning down a job at a radio station in the bahamas. to go to college instead
Knocking up my best friends sister we were 19 at the time and she was 17
When i was 18 i turned down a job offer to work in alaska for three months with a buddy. I would have made 20k for three months work. I stayed for a girlfriend that dumped me one month later.
Not taking a month trip, fully paid for to Europe with my family because I didn't want to be around their cig smoke.
I knew this hot chick that wanted a 3some with me and and her best friend but she lied all the time so i said no then she sent me a pic hrs later of them in bed
Me getting out of navy. 4 more years could have retired at the age of 40. Thanks joe in port orchard
In September of 98 I had a chance to buy a small part of a company called google turned it down cause I thought it was a stupid idea.... FML!!
I passed up the chance for a 3some with a guy and his girlfriend, but it turned out that his girlfriend was a german shorthair!!!
I passed on a full scholarship to go to UCONN to play football because I wanted to take a year off from school. Ended up joining the army a 6 yrs later on
There's a lot of cool John Lennon memorabilia that you may wish you had the money to buy, but would you buy his tooth? The tooth is being auctioned off in England on November 5th. It's expected to command at least $16,000. John gave it to his housekeeper in the late '60s. He told her she could give it to her daughter "as a souvenir." Check out a pic of the tooth.
Seriously? I'd rather one of Ringo's pubes than that...ok, wait, let me re-think that. That is just crazy!
Based on thisâ¦what is the strangest âsouvenir" that you own? What odd piece of memorabilia do you have?
A water bottle that peter steele drank from at a concert at the rock candy
Unfortunately I still have a that guy Ty signed buzz T-shirt. How can you get rid of that!
A piece of confetti from the 05 hawks championship game
strange keep sake is my sons braces 2 yrs 6 sergery's n 6000 later...a reminder of what he over came.. .....raro.....
I still have the titanium rod from breaking my leg 8 years ago
I have the original small hotel food menu, that Dave Mustaine wrote on, on the back of the menu, that he original fleshed out the song "Hanger 18" on. Horrible Handwriting lol
Most girls save the rose a guy gives them on the first date. My guy gave me a jar of peanut butter on our first date. I saved the the empty jar- lucy in Puyallup
I have the tip of my finger in a jar when I had it cut off in August, maybe I can sell it when I become famous!...sprinkler guy
A bloodstained floor board from kurt cobains house is one of the weirdest memorabilia I have.
still have my metro pass and receipts from my 9/11 day in NYC. Including airline boarding passes showing I was there. -â Patt the graphic geek
I have a pair of Shannon Hoon's favorite socks that he used to wear. Ricky -â Puyallup
I still have a pic of me doing it with a fellow female while in bootcamp
I have a used drum stick from the late great kieth moon. I also have some prop guts from gwar
Today's video blog features some graphic novels that BJ got in the mail from Chuck at Comic Evolution.